Is there any way to know how many times the function was called?

I would like to know if in PHP there is some way to find out how many times a given function has been called.

I am speaking natively, since I would also like to do this check for native functions.

Example:

 var_dump($_POST); 

 var_dump($_GET);

 get_function_called_number('var_dump'); // int(2)

To satisfy just the requirements of the question, I'll already demonstrate in the question that I know how to do this for functions I've created.

So:

function call_me()
{
    static $count = 0;
    $count++;

    var_dump($count);
}

call_me(); // imprime int(1)

call_me(); // imprime int(2)

But I would like a solution to know about native functions.